Dark Chocolate Protein Soft Serve

I was in the mood for darkness.

What am I saying?!?…I’m always in the mood for dark chocolate.

But, what I didn’t know was how good this decadently rich soft serve was going to be.

No ice cream maker necessary and two full scoops of whey protein!!!!!!

Woo hoo!

It must be a dream…

Dream, I think not. Heaven is more like it.

Want to know what heaven in a bowl tastes like???

Oh Em Geeeeeeeeee (times 1,000,000)

Make it.

You need it.

You deserve it.


Dark Chocolate Protein Soft Serve

adapted from chockohlawtay



  1. In a microwave safe bowl, in 30 second intervals, melt the chocolate, stirring between intervals (took me 1 1/2 minutes total).
  2. While it is cooling a little bit, process the almond milk, protein powder and honey in the food processor until blended.
  3. Briskly stir in 1/8 cup of the liquid from the food processor into the chocolate. Repeat 4 times.
  4. Pour the entire batch of the chocolate mixture into the food processor with the remaining liquid and process until blended.
  5. Pour mixture into a freezer safe container and freeze for at least 3 hours, or until hardened.
  6. Scoop and enjoy! Note: It melts very fast. So to increase the enjoyment, I had a scoop of this soft serve on top of a scoop of this.

Servings: 4-6


P.S. I just noticed how pretty these photos look next to the new logo. Gorge. 😉


  1. i haven’t had whey protein since college when i used to be much more fitness-oriented than i am now (whoops)! i don’t think i could chug down a glass of it with milk like i used to (ugh) but this might be a good way to reintroduce it into my diet to ensure i’m getting enough protein … and chocolate. =)

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